28 October 2010

The donkey's store

Remember the video with the donkey?
A donkey makes love to a man

That donkey had a store named "Donkey", but after making love to the man, our donkey renamed its store to "Happy Donkey".

I heard from a credible source that the two will get married in autumn next year, in a very luxurious barn.

Here is the proof:


27 October 2010

A win-win situation

This is a classic win-win situation for bikes. They form the "gay circle of joy", so none of them must stay in the front. Do you know what I mean?

Life in prison

Hi guys,

I'd like you to take a look at the clip below in order to understand what life in prison can be like (the ending is especially relevant):

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26 October 2010

Is pink gay or not?

Many people associate pink with gay. But you can see many strait guys wearing pink ties or pink shirts.
Is this because they would like to be gay or they simply like the color and by this they reveal a more feminine side of them and by this concluding that if they were gay they would like to be play the woman role?
There is also a special category of guys that are not afraid to say loud that pink is their favorite color. I won’t put them in the second category, since they live their life on the concept: sex, drugs and
rock’n roll.

BTW: check the first comment posted 1 year ago.
(go directly on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTBbiKyXJmQ)

25 October 2010

Brüno, the gay austrian

Brüno was a fashion designer, but after a major setback he had no success anymore. But he needed to be famous, so he asked himself what do stars like Kevin Spacey or John Travolta have in common: they are straight.
So he wanted to do a turnaround and become "über schtraight" to be famous again.

After a while he decided to take part in a wrestling fight (a sport for real, über schtraight men). He there made a joke, albeit a very sad one:

"I'm so straight that when I bought my house, the first thing I did was brick up the back door. You know why? Because my...". Whatch this movie trailer for the rest.


But his fighting "partner" happened to be his former apprentice Lutz and in the ring they fall in love, again. And then they get married.
Truly a happy end!


Gay Female in Movies

I saw a movie at some point, Imagine Me and You with gay females. It's not the kind of movie with explicit sex scenes, sorry.


The Turtles - Happy Together:


Do you know other movies with gay females? I'm sure that you know movies with gay males ("brokeback mountain", etc). In fact, every time we make jokes about/with gay, we are talking about gay males, so, I thought that it's time to talk about gay females also. What do you think?

P.S. There is some point available for those with more than one post on this blog? Yeah, yeah, I know, at least I tried.

Are you addicted to football ???

Hi guys,

Are you addicted to football? Do you have only one TV in your house and tonight it is a very important football match? What will you do if at the same time it’s a very romantic move that your girlfriend/wife wants to see it? Do you want to be sure that you will have 100% success to see that match? Watch this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo03L4sQFzU ). Girls... No offense!




14 October 2010

Al Pacino in Cruising

If you didn't see the movie "Cruising" with Al Pacino, then you should (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080569/).

There is a scene in the movie, that can be very instructive. Here you have that scene with the transcript:


"Excuse me.

Could I ask you about these?

What about them?

What are they for?

A light-blue hanky in your left back pocket means you want a blow job...
...right pocket means you give one.

The green one, left side says you're a hustler, right side you're a buyer.

The yellow one, left side means you give golden shower...
-...right side you receive. The red one is--

-Right, thank you.

See anything you want?

I'm gonna go home and think about it.

I'm sure you'll make the right choice."

My questions for you are:
- Those conventions are still applicable?
- Does anyone knows all of them?
- If those rules are dead now, do you know the new conventions?

11 October 2010

Gay Film Festival Cluj 2010

For all those interested (and I know that you all are interested in this kind of events), this week in Cluj-Napoca (Cluj is the county and Cluj-Napoca is the city) we have a Gay Film Festival.
I know that you've been waiting for this event for a while, otherwise you wouldn't be in this class, right?
You can find details about this in http://www.serilefilmuluigay.ro/ .
Maybe we will go out for a drink this week, it's now or never.
Zig Zag Pub seems to be the right location this week (http://www.serilefilmuluigay.ro/locatii.html).
What do you think?

03 October 2010

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