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A feast for gay men (but not only)

I wonder why only penises get eaten. Why not vaginas, rectums, or anuses? I wonder if canibals eat the human penis as well.

Is it dinner time? I'm getting hungry.

The Guolizhuang Restaurant has four franchises in Beijing, and has expanded to Atlanta, Georgia and Chinatown.

The Guolizhuang menu is a broad introduction to the medicinal benefits of eating animal penises and testicles.

Ox penises are good for the gay manliness. They're cut alongside and shaped as little stars.

The yak penis is served with a dragon.
In the Guolizhuang restaurant there are more than 30 different animal penises on the menu. And for very special guests (like Ricky Martin or Elton John) there's a list of others, including real men's parts. But those are "consumed" after dinner in the bedroom.

The penises are often dipped in soy or hot sauce.
For women, eating penises is supposed to be good for the skin.

A platter of ox and dog penises.
The consistency and taste remind one of overly bitter rings of calamari, apparently.

'Henry's whip' is the house speciality at Beijing's Guolizhuang restaurant.
It's a sheep's penis on a stick covered in mayonnaise, sweet cheese, served on a bed of lettuce.

Donkey penis served on a bed of lettuce.
For Chinese guests, eating the sexual organs is not a test of courage, but rather a treatment for the libido. This fresh guy escorts the male guests later to his personal sauna room where a glitchy soap waits, ready on the floor.

"We are waiting for you! Yammi!"

"The Chinese eat everything with four legs, except tables - and everything that flies except airplanes", goes a Chinese saying.
At the Guolizhuang restaurant, customers can even order deer and sheep fetuses!

About The Social Network

I found a nice article about The Social Network movie.

No Spikka Inglish

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Ema come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come again. Then I pee, and pee again. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives...."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'ma justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

Donkey

I just heard about a new movie called: The brother of Borat. It will have a scene where a girl and a man will be raped by a donkey and then both get pregnant.

what what

This is very gay.

Rise

Check this blonde. her vice it's scarry, but it seems that someone likes it.
Check the first comment from youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxD4Ruf68bU

Antistress tool

Hi all,

I've found this great way to release the stress accumulated during a hard day at work.

I strongly recommend you to start using it.

Please keep us posted with your score ;)
Unfortunately, there is no option to spank other gender than female, but I'm sure there will be a next version of this game to satisfy all spanking desires.

Spank The Booty Flash Game

The donkey's store

Remember the video with the donkey?
A donkey makes love to a man

That donkey had a store named… "Donkey", but after making love to the man, our donkey renamed its store to "Happy Donkey".

I heard from a credible source that the two will get married in autumn next year, in a very luxurious barn.

Here is the proof:

A win-win situation

This is a classic win-win situation for bikes. They form the "gay circle of joy", so none of them must stay in the front. Do you know what I mean?

Life in prison

Hi guys,

I'd like you to take a look at the clip below in order to understand what life in prison can be like (the ending is especially relevant):

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Is pink gay or not?

Many people associate pink with gay. But you can see many strait guys wearing pink ties or pink shirts.
Is this because they would like to be gay or they simply like the color and by this they reveal a more feminine side of them and by this concluding that if they were gay they would like to be play the woman role?
There is also a special category of guys that are not afraid to say loud that pink is their favorite color. I won’t put them in the second category, since they live their life on the concept: sex, drugs and
rock’n roll.

BTW: check the first comment posted 1 year ago.
(go directly on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTBbiKyXJmQ)

Brüno, the gay austrian

Brüno was a fashion designer, but after a major setback he had no success anymore. But he needed to be famous, so he asked himself what do stars like Kevin Spacey or John Travolta have in common: they are straight.

So he wanted to do a turnaround and become "über schtraight" to be famous again.

After a while he decided to take part in a wrestling fight (a sport for real, über schtraight men). He there made a joke, albeit a very sad one:

"I'm so straight that when I bought my house, the first thing I did was brick up the back door. You know why? Because my...". Whatch this movie trailer for the rest.

But his fighting "partner" happened to be his former apprentice Lutz and in the ring they fall in love, again. And then they get married.

Truly a happy end!

Gay Female in Movies

I saw a movie at some point, Imagine Me and You with gay females. It's not the kind of movie with explicit sex scenes, sorry.


The Turtles - Happy Together:


Do you know other movies with gay females? I'm sure that you know movies with gay males ("brokeback mountain", etc). In fact, every time we make jokes about/with gay, we are talking about gay males, so, I thought that it's time to talk about gay females also. What do you think?

P.S. There is some point available for those with more than one post on this blog? Yeah, yeah, I know, at least I tried.

Are you addicted to football ???

Hi guys,

Are you addicted to football? Do you have only one TV in your house and tonight it is a very important football match? What will you do if at the same time it’s a very romantic move that your girlfriend/wife wants to see it? Do you want to be sure that you will have 100% success to see that match? Watch this ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo03L4sQFzU ). Girls... No offense!

Al Pacino in Cruising

If you didn't see the movie "Cruising" with Al Pacino, then you should (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080569/).

There is a scene in the movie, that can be very instructive. Here you have that scene with the transcript:


"Excuse me.

Could I ask you about these?

What about them?

What are they for?

A light-blue hanky in your left back pocket means you want a blow job...
...right pocket means you give one.

The green one, left side says you're a hustler, right side you're a buyer.

The yellow one, left side means you give golden shower...
-...right side you receive. The red one is--

-Right, thank you.

See anything you want?

I'm gonna go home and think about it.

I'm sure you'll make the right choice."

My questions for you are:
- Those conventions are still applicable?
- Does anyone knows all of them?
- If those rules are dead now, do you know the new conventions?

Gay Film Festival Cluj 2010

For all those interested (and I know that you all are interested in this kind of events), this week in Cluj-Napoca (Cluj is the county and Cluj-Napoca is the city) we have a Gay Film Festival.
I know that you've been waiting for this event for a while, otherwise you wouldn't be in this class, right?
You can find details about this in http://www.serilefilmuluigay.ro/ .
Maybe we will go out for a drink this week, it's now or never.
Zig Zag Pub seems to be the right location this week (http://www.serilefilmuluigay.ro/locatii.html).
What do you think?

No comment

As programers, we are advised to write comments so that our code has increased readibility. In general comments are outdated, not related with the code and
useless. These comments on the other hand are extremely funny.

Confession

You probably noticed that lately Rolf, MihaiU, MihaB, Florin & Boris are a little bit more tierd than usual.

That's because they are running a project of their own - they are doing dancing classes in order to become professional dancers.

Here is the result of long hours of practice :

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

When bad English happens to good people

My DIER students,

Unfortunately I cannot post the inspiring e-mail you read during the previous class (I know it was a life changing experience for many of you), but the person who had provided that treasure of the English language could not risk being accused of breaking the confidentiality rule ... Instead, I thought I'd share other examples of ... let's say... "keyboard accidents".

If you go to a restaurant, you should definitely try the Surprise Soup:

But never go for the sushi if you prefer life ...

Although, life as we know it may be a thing of the past ... What would Louis Armstrong say about this?

But you cannot really be surprised at this "Utopian" future, when even our household machines are not reliable anymore. Kind of S.F.-ish, if you ask me...

Oh, but here's an interesting logic puzzle for you:
I bet it got you thinking for a few seconds, huh? The Amsterdam version of it would be "Don't Non-Smoke Non-Weed!"

And speaking of the future of this planet, here's a picture from a very important meeting. I'm guessing they discussed the future of Internet communication ...

The next one is not exactly related to any of the above images, but it's just very original. I mean, I think it's the first beauty salon that actually respects people's hair and doesn't interfere with ...the natural growth of things.

And speaking of hair, my personal favorite is this next one, because it gives a new meaning of the expression "use your head", by inserting a little grammar into the hair washing procedure of everyday life:

Many "ifs" in that tiny bottle. It probably goes something like: "If I hadn't bought this shampoo ... And I'm sure you can think of the rest of the sentence.


Images taken from www.engrish.com