Is it dinner time? I'm getting hungry.
The Guolizhuang Restaurant has four franchises in Beijing, and has expanded to Atlanta, Georgia and Chinatown.
The Guolizhuang menu is a broad introduction to the medicinal benefits of eating animal penises and testicles. 
Ox penises are good for the gay manliness. They're cut alongside and shaped as little stars. 
The yak penis is served with a dragon.In the Guolizhuang restaurant there are more than 30 different animal penises on the menu. And for very special guests (like Ricky Martin or Elton John) there's a list of others, including real men's parts. But those are "consumed" after dinner in the bedroom.
The penises are often dipped in soy or hot sauce.For women, eating penises is supposed to be good for the skin.
A platter of ox and dog penises.The consistency and taste remind one of overly bitter rings of calamari, apparently.
'Henry's whip' is the house speciality at Beijing's Guolizhuang restaurant.It's a sheep's penis on a stick covered in mayonnaise, sweet cheese, served on a bed of lettuce.
Donkey penis served on a bed of lettuce.For Chinese guests, eating the sexual organs is not a test of courage, but rather a treatment for the libido. This fresh guy escorts the male guests later to his personal sauna room where a glitchy soap waits, ready on the floor.
"We are waiting for you! Yammi!""The Chinese eat everything with four legs, except tables - and everything that flies except airplanes", goes a Chinese saying.
At the Guolizhuang restaurant, customers can even order deer and sheep fetuses!
