Confession

You probably noticed that lately Rolf, MihaiU, MihaB, Florin & Boris are a little bit more tierd than usual.

That's because they are running a project of their own - they are doing dancing classes in order to become professional dancers.

Here is the result of long hours of practice :

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When bad English happens to good people

My DIER students,

Unfortunately I cannot post the inspiring e-mail you read during the previous class (I know it was a life changing experience for many of you), but the person who had provided that treasure of the English language could not risk being accused of breaking the confidentiality rule ... Instead, I thought I'd share other examples of ... let's say... "keyboard accidents".

If you go to a restaurant, you should definitely try the Surprise Soup:

But never go for the sushi if you prefer life ...

Although, life as we know it may be a thing of the past ... What would Louis Armstrong say about this?

But you cannot really be surprised at this "Utopian" future, when even our household machines are not reliable anymore. Kind of S.F.-ish, if you ask me...

Oh, but here's an interesting logic puzzle for you:
I bet it got you thinking for a few seconds, huh? The Amsterdam version of it would be "Don't Non-Smoke Non-Weed!"

And speaking of the future of this planet, here's a picture from a very important meeting. I'm guessing they discussed the future of Internet communication ...

The next one is not exactly related to any of the above images, but it's just very original. I mean, I think it's the first beauty salon that actually respects people's hair and doesn't interfere with ...the natural growth of things.

And speaking of hair, my personal favorite is this next one, because it gives a new meaning of the expression "use your head", by inserting a little grammar into the hair washing procedure of everyday life:

Many "ifs" in that tiny bottle. It probably goes something like: "If I hadn't bought this shampoo ... And I'm sure you can think of the rest of the sentence.


Images taken from www.engrish.com

Office Space

You should definitely watch the movie "Office Space". It's a must see for all those who are working in IT business.

Man raped by a donkey (but maybe he enjoyed it)

Be careful when you make a "hard deployment" behind the bushes. Some kinky pinky animal could be lurking and sneaking up on you (and take you) from behind when you don't expect it.

"Surprises always come when you don't expect them" (a memorable quote from a 2010 World Cup commentator).

system administrator and the server's room

What is server's room for a system administrator?
Heaven

system administrator and the server

How does an system administrator finds a server when he is alone in the server's room?
Acceptable

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ninja Kitten

Hello again,

I would like to show you one of my ninja colleague's cat. I never understood (until recently) how come I ran to catch her and she always came behind my back and scared me.

I begin suspecting her also of stealing my homework. What do you think? Would she do that (for me)?

Ninjas are Everywhere!

Hello everyone,

I am Ninja Schinja. My special skill si not doing my homework for English classes. I usually invoke a lot of reasons, but my favorite is "my dog 8 my homework".

I would like to show you a friend of mine, the Drunker Ninja, he's everywhere. If you go clubbing on a weekend night, keep your cocktail close and keep and your boyfriend closer. If he does not find anything to drink he'll try to hook up with any male that might give him a drink. He considers there's nothing wrong with that.

Aaah, and another thing: he's everywhere.

Hello!

Chuck Norris doesn't consult books, books consult Chuck Norris.

Test Post

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Senna, starting 4th, takes the 1st place after just 01:24 minutes in an inferior Ford V8 McLaren under rain conditions